FUNNIEST NIGERIAN JOKES

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Joke of the day!! The choir mistress and the blind guy 

A blind guy visited his choir mistress at home and found her bathing. Since he was blind, she let him in. After bathing, she came out Unclad with legs spread and shaving in front of him and she tried to make a conversation by asking him, "Brother Kwame, what brings you here? Is everything fine at home?"

"He replied, "Yes ooh, very fine. I came to tell you that I have done the eye surgery and I can see very clearly now... "Don't laugh alone" oooo

MIND  YOUR BUSINESS

TEACHER: What is the name of the Capital City of Somalia ?

AKPOS: Bomb Blast.

TEACHER: AKPOS, You are Wrong, You need to focus more on your studies.

AKPOS: Please madam, can I ask u a few questions.

TEACHER: Yes, go ahead.

AKPOS: Do u know Tracy?

TEACHER: No.

AKPOS: Do u know Blessing?

TEACHER: No.

AKPOS: Do u know Ruth?

TEACHER: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do u

ask?

AKPOS: Teacher, You need to Focus more on your husband.

JEALOUS HUSBAND

HUSBAND: My wife where are you?

WIFE: At home love.

HUSBAND: Are you sure?

WIFE: Yes.

HUSBAND: Turn on the blender.

WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee

HUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye.

Another day

HUSBAND: My wife where are you?

WIFE: At home love

HUSBAND: Are you sure?

WIFE: Yes

HUSBAND: Turn on the blender

WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee

HUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye

The next day, the husband decides to go home without notice, and finds his son alone and he asked him son where is your mother?

SON: I don’t know, she went out with the blender.

Akpos Joke: Maths Challenge
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his teacher in class:

Teacher: Answer this math problem; if your father earns N100,000 a week and gives half to your mother. What will he have?

AKPOS: A heart attack!

Akpos Joke: Pastor’s words

Akpos attended a church service one Sunday.

While the pastor was preaching he said, “Tell the person seated next to you that what happens to you will also happen to me.”

But unfortunately for Akpos, he seated next to a cripple.

So Akpos replied the cripple, “What happens to you will remain with you!”.